Owlientop

owlientop


26, Female, Las Vegas

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Kim is also a soccer mom 5 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Don't forget head of the PTA.
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Meanwhile in an australian hospital 7 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
I'm an idiot. I thought there was a second koala walking in smh...
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This is my new favourite thing 10 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
I'm offended.
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Poor kid 8 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
I had to read it out loud a couple of times before I understood what she meant.
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What if you dropped dead? 6 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Fanfiction.
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Pretty much how life works 28 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
^Yes.
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Horrible comments, these people took it too far 10 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
I hope next time you type your caps lock is on.
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Age is just a number and jail is just a room 14 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
A+ title.
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Cringe: haterz 14 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
2 kool 4 u.
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Cringe: I'm ready to die now 16 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
*pours bleach into eyes*
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The five kinds of fear 9 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
"The ice cream machine is broken."
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Grim doesn't give a sh* t 2 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago 13
We all had this professor 25 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Holy crap, I should do this. Thank you! (:
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good 20 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
"While the above-quoted story is real, it is frequently circulated on social media along with unrelated images. "
The story's real. Just not the associated image. ): buzzkill!
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Color the zebra 5 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Lisa Frank that shit.
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First Post. Summer has me missing subbing, tbh. 5 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
This was back when I first started. Didn't hear anything in the news, maybe she got a good grade? ·_·
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Pretty sure this is unpopular 25 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Oops. D:
good 20 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Did he not stop, drop, and roll? Must have secretly wanted it.
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nice 14 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Bite down AND pull away.
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We all had this professor 25 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
My face two weeks ago when I came across the name "Gaedicke."
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nice 14 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
I'm kidding. xD I'd probably be legit concerned, since I'm a sub.
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nice 14 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
*petitions to get this in the Sex Ed. curriculum.*
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good 20 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Her triumphant grin, "That's right, bitch."
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Pretty sure this is unpopular 25 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
GUYS. I just learned that Square is remastering XII for the PS4!! O: Sooo excited!
First Post. Summer has me missing subbing, tbh. 5 comments
owlientop · 7 years ago
Indeed. I remember staring at her for a good long while. Still don't know if she was joking or not. >_>
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