OwnerOfDark

ownerofdark


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Screwdriver handles are shaped so that a wrench can slide over them for more torque 3 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
You won't need this for a sonic screwdriver
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this chair gets more booty than you. 2 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
Not for me ;)
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She delivers 4 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
she's a pawstitute
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Wake up America 11 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
she wears nine rings...
nine divided by three is three
WAKE UP AMERICA!
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Lie down, try not to cry... 13 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
There's so much pain in this picture
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Highway is faster 9 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
It's a highway to hell so the Impalas won't have a problem driving down
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Ireland 9 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
That's how wars begin, guest
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Perfect summary of my life. 2 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
Hey! Look at that! My hometown! I was born there in a little house called Alone.
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I guess the internet was right about Nokia 6 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
how big was this bowl??
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Whiteboard d*ck joke 12 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
I would do this too but we don't use Whiteboards ;-;
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*warning may contain the feels* 37 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
Yeah, stab me in the freakin' chest, as it wouldn't have hurt enough
*warning may contain the feels* 37 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
WHY DID YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS??? *sobs*
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Fact! 6 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
Seems like I found my soulmate
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That handwriting skill! 14 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
I have my own font...
It's wingdings
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Olivia's Note Request 11 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
way to go, mom
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Instant antidepressant 3 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
That'll stand on his gravestone
Look closely, she didn't spill any 17 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
*winks into camera*
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You should know the artist just by the style of his painting 14 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
That guy was a therapist
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The Best Badass Quote 7 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
This man is the reason why Waldo's hiding
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Gollum selfie 1 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
I guess that's how I look when I'm taking my selfies
Best movie ever 20 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
TANTRUM!!! *rips phonebook apart*
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Who knew? 14 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
Wait... so the twins of The Suite of Zack&Cody were real?!?!
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Money can change a person 9 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
Same...
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Where did they go? 25 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
And the Oscar goes to... morelli! (sry Leo)
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I give you the rare and elusive "TomTato" just because 5 comments
ownerofdark · 9 years ago
So... we can make fries and ketchup at the same time!!
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