'Be our guest be our guest put your service on the test!'

Is this the real life?

8) Don't tell people things they can't fix in 5 minutes -
e.g. don't tell them they're fat, they can't change it in 5 minutes, but if they have spinach between their teeth, they can go to the bathroom and fix it

Well I surely ship it.

As a bavarian girl, I can say this is 100% true

Good guy FS reminds me to real important things out there :)

at first I was like 'shut up you stupid btch'
then I was like 'noo.... feeels..;-;'

Or:
If the the essay needs to be longer, use the the word 'the' twice. People won't notice

I have this comment!

you can almost hear the apathy in his voice