'F you, F you, F you, you're cool, F you, I'm out'

That guy's face in the Prom-one worries me .~.

http://www.rainymood.com/
you're welcome

when artists do this they're 'creative' and 'create beautiful'
but when I do I'm 'childish' and 'no longer welcome at Denny's'

'Family doesn't end in blood; but it doesn't start there either'
-Bobby Singer

Oh, what a wonderful photo... Oh...

Me: Hey that might be a explanation!
*looks at myself*
Me: Nah I'm still just a potato

I understand that reference ;)

Why is he single?? I'd pay money for someone like that!

Looks like that just wrench wrong

'eeeeeeeeeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWW HUMAAAN'

camera man: 'So, news seem a bit ruff, ey, Chester?'
Dog: 'Shut the fck up Dave this is no game'

When you argue with a woman...

*Pizza falls down*Ayy and there goes my pizza ;.;

'I'm so upset I even brang a sign!'

Whoever this is, I'm gonna marry him

'Fck your love'

Me at first: Oh, what a fun story, he sells his own baby shoes but that's why it's funny because he obviously wore them as a kid!
Me, reading it again: Wait, no! NONONO!

*crumples paper up* look I made the Death Star!