'hello from both sides'

''Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz''
''Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung''
... well I have no idea what you mean

I immediatly thought of Sam's Rusty Bacon Shirt :D

Ok, good one

It's the same thing when you try to read a book in your dream... it doesn't make sense xD

Dude! Yes! Same here! It isn't even logical english, sometimes I wake up and think: 'What the Fck just happened'

Go to sleep on a white sheet
Wake up on Japanese flag

I found my soulmate

Aw thanks guys, I nearly used store-bought. But is there any other alternative??

That was the best comment someone could possibly write

scieeeennnceee!

I think: 'Long press the button to cancel it'