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Simmer well pupper 158 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Simmer well, pupper
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United states 2 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Why does that sound like a speech Donald Trump would give?
Is this real life 8 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
I think the 'strings' are actually an illusion created by the lines in the window, although it seems a bit weird that the cloud is glowing by itself
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Loved ones during Hurricane Matthew 2 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
Same with the shooting in Munich...
Me: *comes home safe*
My brother: Hey you're alive. Nice.
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Things that usually happen on monday 21 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
Aw that was such a nice thing to say... uh.... diabetes
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Things that usually happen on monday 21 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
I like to imagine that this all happened to the same guy on the same monday
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Must have 9 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
this clock is looking like it's judging your outfit when you're about to leave the house
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I can't be the only one 15 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
'Fremdschämen' it's when you feel ashamed for another one's action
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Donchu worry gurl 5 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
*Batman crying in background*
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So that's where they come from 6 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
I want three and one for bad times
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These hyper-detailed drawings are awesome 6 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
*draws stick figure* skillz
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Wait for it 16 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
I used to, but my mum put it in the dishwasher and it broke :(
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It's Probably Full Of Rakes 2 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
no no no, that's German! It means 'The Bart, The!'
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I was not prepared for this! 8 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
*triggered*
Any offers?? 11 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
yes please
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What you see when you put a camera inside musical instruments 4 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
looks like some apartments I can't afford to buy
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Awesome bug body from a croatian metalwork shop 4 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
must be hella cold in winter tho
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Only in Germany! 9 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
unlimited highway, you can drive as fast as you want
also 290km/h is very fast (for our american friends here...)
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Bone cancer 13 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
that'd be both awkward and painful
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I swear Tumblr is 30% p*rn 60% SJW's and 10% humor 6 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
@title: and 40% supernatural gifs
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Oh no, I forgot how to cat 3 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
Cause this it THRILLER
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Who remembers? 14 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
Nothing beats the noise of a shampoo bottle when it hits the floor while showering
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Explain this Bullshit! 26 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
*Scientist meme with weird hair and hands*
Humans
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Now I'm Really Hungry 17 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
Oh, hey, in Germany we call them 'Berner'
Can't argue that logic 6 comments
ownerofdark · 8 years ago
It's nice how the teacher's signature looks like a Pentagram
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