OwnerOfDark

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Rate the landing 17 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
coming home from a long day like...
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A picture worth a thousand words 16 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Ahh, the hunt has begun once again.
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All of these places 21 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Fun Fact: In Italy and Germany the movie had to be called 'Vaiana', so people wouldn't confuse it with one of Moana Pozzi's 'adult movies'
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This person clearly doesn't know the meaning of "dark humor" 26 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
That one's a bit dark:
How many Jews can fit into a VW?
Two in the front, two in the back and some hundreds in the ashtray
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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 9 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Watching too much Lemmino... help
Rock cops 8 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
'On my way to f*ck your gi... HOLY BUCKET WHAT'S THAT?'
Dogs + birds = this 7 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
I'll save that post for bad times
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24 genius food inventions you never knew you needed! 8 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
I love the Lego idea! It's so smart and simple!
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Bras are ridiculously expensive sometimes and idk why 14 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
It is so hard to find cute big bras :( My recent bra is ugly beige with some scratchy lace on it. I payed 90€ for this thing btw (DD cup)
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Chameleon trying to catch its prey 6 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
'...could you not?'
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That's an interesting idea 37 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
'My son, Benedackle cimebloomberfrackle'
'Oh, I know him! I love his movies!'
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Rare photos 13 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Am I the only one who is genuinly interested in those kind of photos?
I really love to see how the people lived back then (I mean a Nazi Dj? Dang) and how they dealt with their surroundings... after all, people like the KKK were just people too (horrible people who are wayy too deep in their own believing, but people), and often soldiers (especially German ones) didn't even know what they were fighting for
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Let's Paint Some Happy Little LEGOs 4 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
You just made we watch a Bob Ross tutorial on youtube. Thanks! :)
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Fun ways to screw with people 11 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Sometimes when people talk with me I'll stop them midway by saying: 'Did you just cry?' always leaves them confused
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Definitely buying it 10 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
BONUS Track: 'Young punks, get off my lawn!' ft Soldier76
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I can just picture it 17 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
poor woman just wanted a sugar daddy :(
Classic, so relatable 5 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
One time a pile of garbage blocked my way to the kitchen. I pissed myself and died :(
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No aliens here 8 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
What the hell is... Rugby? *suspicious*
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Realistic 3d paintings 2 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
I thought they were legit photos.. read title... still amazed
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High five 4 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
'I'm not even mad'
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It's Even More Terrifying 7 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
that looks metal af
This wood carving 22 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
on the other hand I'm sitting here trying to form a decent ball out of play doh
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Military Jeep in a crate 8 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
swedish military
Does anyone remember this ancient software? 3 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
Man I hated that sound... this annoying 'UH-uh' will never leave my brain
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What is my fault,? 5 comments
ownerofdark · 7 years ago
accurate description of having siblings
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