Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1988 9 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
My childhood was watching Twins and Matilda back to back
Am I in the right universe? 16 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
Nice story to this: my brother is a pretty bad reader, he absolutely never wanted to read until he HAD to. But then, my mother found these Minecraft books and he read ALL of them, in a week he was done!
idk mkes me pretty happy, even if a Minecraft novel seems like a dumb idea, there's someone out there who like it :)
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idk mkes me pretty happy, even if a Minecraft novel seems like a dumb idea, there's someone out there who like it :)
Torschlusspanik 2 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
Other than that, 'TorSCHUSSpanik' is when you're afraid of scoring a goal at soccer
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I also wanna hear y'all inside jokes :) 6 comments
German bedtime story 6 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
Ahh, that's German childhood to you. A depressed bread, two brothers who got baked into bread and children almost dying in a witches house because they used bread instead of stones to find their way back. (Turns out we really like bread)
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Time to learn German! 11 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
french counting system is drunk tho... seventy-seven? Mais non, sixty-seventeen!
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Ray tracing plz 2 comments
Games are about having fun, let people enjoy things 18 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
Funny thing, my brother plays RDR2 for the killing stuff, and I get to ride around, discover animals, complete the nature challenges, search for dreamcatchers etc
For me it is Cowboy Simulator but with nice looking protagonists
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For me it is Cowboy Simulator but with nice looking protagonists
Terror comes in many forms 7 comments
Happens every time 3 comments
Good ol days 2 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
In Germany it is pretty common for kids to get a free slice of sausage whenever you go to the butcher/etc (It's free Gelbwurst lads)
That's the only reason why my dad always took me with him to buy meat, just so he could get one as well
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That's the only reason why my dad always took me with him to buy meat, just so he could get one as well
This is just one of many. 9 comments
The corrosion on this looks like a map 2 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
I thought this was some hella cool custom engraving before reading the title
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Fr 6 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
What a boring post about beauty stuff... I stopped reading halfway through tbh
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Title 14 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
German: Übermorgen
English: :P
German: No stop
English: The Day after Tomorrow
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English: :P
German: No stop
English: The Day after Tomorrow
Your noble birthright awaits you 1 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
I sent this to my mom with the caption 'I was born here' and she just sent me a ':('
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It really is a good feeling 3 comments
ownerofdark
· 5 years ago
Once I was walking behind a woman with a toddler on her shoulder and the kid kept looking at me and saying 'Grandma! Grandma!' over and over again
I'm 18??
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I'm 18??