must be me but even after deciphering the grammar i still dont get the title

"a sloth" really? this is among the first things when you can wish for anything?

the dog is an old fart. it just does not give a single shite.

are there any?

wonder woman's vagina is a bit large and misplaced

Dropkick Murphys - Rose Tattoo

whoever put those windows in did a splendid job

according to the old saying: everything's a beer opener except pussy

the second one. i read it over and over again til it made no sense then reblogged

xp distribution here

according to those scars and bruises around his eyes it wont be the first time for him

heard about Christmas Truce of 1914? google it. funsubsters would turn the whole war into CT, no doubt

so, here in Europe we also watch nfl. mostly they start at 10pm, midnight or even at 2-3am here. there's this guy, who's kind of insomniac night owl and likes nfl as well. now, on sunday you just dont stay up till 2am when have to get up at 5:30 and work as industrial alpinist so you watch the game next night. he finally learned the backfire power of spoilering after he was literally kicked out of the pub

its hugh fearnley

so i was sitting on a tram, seats facing each other, reading a book so did the guy across of me, my knees like 10cm from his. the book got funny and i didnt laugh just forced it back letting out a snort. the result was a booger flew out and landed on the bloke's knee in front of me. yes, of course he saw. then slowly looking up in my eyes surprise and hint of disgust. what would You do? i slowly reached out, and took the greenish little bolb off his knees. now, this booger was the half hard half slimy type so when i pulled back my hand i made a foot long thin slime bridge as the wet part stuck to his trousers and i was holding the other end. i looked up on his face and saw that all the surprise and disgust turned in disbelief. again, what would You do? so i reached out with my other hand and picked off the sticking end, folded it together, never looking away from the guy's eyes, rubbed it on the buttom of the seat , slowly got up and off the tram. this all happened without a word said

"what have the romans ever done to us?"

la haine 2

that is exactly why i live long series, sagas, like the expanse, got, asimov's universe

maybe i read it here. so the guy was so lazy he put his just excavated booger back in his nose just because he didn't have any thing to rub it on within arm's reach

Some may be from showing up
Others are from growing up
Sometimes I was so messed up and didn't have a clue
I ain't winning no one over
I wear it just for you
I've got your name written here
In a rose tattoo

isnt there an (or some) episode when tom wins or at least even? too few, too few

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