he broke his spine during one of his skydives, had to retire from SAS. fun fact: sas means eagle in hungarian

and whoever made this pic should check economy facts about Hungary. because our poverty level and number of homelesses are around eu average

theres a saying for such situations "the road to hell is paved with benevolence"

so much awesomeness in one picture

the nope is strong with this one

first i thought she's emilia clark

you know what your father got for his birthday when your birthday is 9 months later then his

a country where they have vending machines for used teen panties. or is it just an urban legend?

old? 60+ are old

i miss Perry Cox from Scrubs

"waiter, theres an owl shit in my coffee" "its on the house"

you mean whalentine

at first i didnt scroll all the way down i was like "stan and pan are the dangerous nazis, wtf??"

same with good books

-dad, what is the difference between theoretically and technically?
-well, son, go ask your sister if she would have sex with two men for $100?
so he goes to his sister
-will you have sex with two men for $100?
-well, i need money so yes.
he goes back to his father and tells his sister said yes.
-all right, son, now go to your mother and ask her if she would have sex with a random stranger for $100?
he goes and asks her
-well, son, the family needs money so yes
so he goes back to his father and tells mother said yes
-see? theoretically we have $200, technically we have two whores

or an A-10 tankkiller warthog

dinosaurs trying to survive....

so cups are considered as cutlery as well?

well if you could post this means they raised you to a sane human with some background. give 'em a break, ok?

is that a whip in her hand? ( 1st pic )
edit:typo

i noticed her lips first. i'm a bad bad boy.

try something, guys! hide your birthday on every social network you are on. those who still congratulate you on the day are your true friends.

she knows and likes it