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And it had to be 13...

This is for when you're lying in bed at night and you just need something really weird to think about.

Shut up and take my money!

The dog imprinted on them, which essentially is being the first moving thing the ducks see. When the ducks see the dog, they assume its their mother, and they follow him.

Americans take freedom kind if like yolo, they just get fat and stuff and then say, "what, I'm free to do what I want!"

Hades burning locks are annoying me.

This here is a potato battery. It's a child's toy, and now your friend is in it! Win if u know where this is from

Like this if you read it "I want a dick"

Print a long list of valuable items and put at the bottom "you know what to do." And add a list of things to bring that says "ski mask, crowbar, lock pick, mini laser"

First thing that comes to my mind:brat.

Australia is really actually quite nice I once had a koala in my backyard and you only need a jacket in winter and in summer u can bake cookies integrated sidewalk and when you use teh trampoline u can spray it with water so it's like swimming and jumping at the same time it's a great place.

Really? I would pay to see that.

I'm new, and you may not know me, but I do comment a lot it's just usually on old posts because I read the new ones so fast!

Looks like someone has a little extra free time.