Better question who wouldnt date danny devito

Double time to my deathbed? My wishes are coming true

That dog is so damn beautiful i would marry you just to get closer to that dog

I have 4 of these qualities lol

The merger was a success

Not all heros wear capes

I never learned to count

This is totally irrelevant but I think my house is haunted cause I heard a ghost moaning in my parents room last night

There's no toilet paper

I need to know what happened next lol

Thats actually pretty neat

Logic works both ways lol

My dad waits till i get home from work so he can watch my hero academia

YEEET

I was thinking about this the other day and realized I was a dense mother fucker back in high school. Not till my the middle of senior year did I realize what was going on

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

Is it me or does the guy on the left not have a head

Im still stuck on assassins creed odyssey

Im assuming hwr best friend?

When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?

Im always down to meet my internet peeps. But its up to them if the want to meet disappointment personified lol