I scrolled too fast and thought it was a pile of dryer lint.

:O He..he touched you.

Not sure if ducks in the background or people

Oh yeah definitely C

dang it Miley *too

I wonder if it still works if you touch something other than their hand. Arm. I mean arm

My sister thought they had air conditioners in theirs helmets mask things for almost a month

My thoughts are dirty. Stahpp it

Until you fall off and freak the fuck out because something touched your leg

These things still scare the shit out of me.

Talk about whiplash

But...what if they didnt want the baby D':

Seriously. Yeah you're good no babies right now! Let me painfully tear down the inside of your body!

Well you wouldnt have to worry about unexpected guests anymore. You'd freak everyone out.

Beards are quite attractive

That lion is fabulous

How even

His eye liner looks better than half the people I know. .-.

Being drunk would suck.

If this doesnt make you just want to be a couch potato forever I dont know what will

You dont know difficult until you turn flappy bird upside down.