For all the wrong reasons.... maybe.

Now I just drink behind the computer screen....sigh

I love me a thick boy

An older lady once told me her latte was "too milky" she asked me to remake it and I did with the EXACT same amount and she responded with "I knew you made it wrong the first time. This one is so much better."
bitch

Chimken wangs

Its not nice. -an american.

Just bite. Will either solve the problem or escalate things..

I would cry. Honest.

Stick your hand in it

I spam it because I hate riding in elevators with other people. It makes me so anxious.

If anything on this planet deserves to live forever, its dogs.

Beards are the best

It'd be cool until the tree roots started fucking everything up.

This is supposed to fall in the next ten years. It'll be sad to lose such a masterpiece.

Punt that bitch out the windowww

I meannnn, kids already have sticky little fingers anyway.

Who passes up cuddling, girl or guy.

I swear this is from a movie I saw once. I cant remember the name or what it was about or who was in it but ya know... I remember,

Isnt this Andy Goldsworthy?