A motto to live by

It straightens your nose hairs

And then I also feel I SHALL NOT PASS this test

Oh the feels

Darth breaker

And the second... And third.... And fourth... Until u reach the middle

Amen

Yeah Mr earthquake get ur ass back here and clean up!

So I'm sure you've all seen the skittles advert where whatever he touches turns into skittles.
Now what if he touches a skittle. MORE SKITTLES. END WORLD HUNGER. WOOOOOOO. Or maybe its just a fictional advert. I'll shut up now

Why don't we have hover boards yet

I came in on an indestructible weapon of mass destruction

How could u lime to me?
Oh god that was an awful joke I'm so sorry oh lord I'm ashamed of my self

Haha for five minutes I was like obamalee? I get it now

Not really an awkward moment

God's printer is running out of ink I guess

That's so raven! I mean um thats so bill!