Such software. Much tech. Wow

That's nearly as disgusting as the fact some people rape others

Where's his cowboy boots and stuff in the last picture?

Knock knock knock

I thought it said Jesus at the top, but it says jess

Who else checked the dates they were posted?

Sheldon cooper- king of the nerds

I see what you did there

If you want it then you should of put a ring on it

Great, now I know which cars to hit just by looking at the lights

If a guy told me I was his soul mate I would literally melt

That escalated quickly

I just realised: soft+drink= soda

How high were you when you wrote this?

That actually hurts my head

For those of you wondering, doge is actually pronounced like vogue. Duh-oh-g

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT HIDE YOUR EYES CHILDREN

Pink sausage