Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)

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A comedian's take on Bible 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I know, the laws I was thinking of did end up being the laws of Satanism. Unless I have sources and evidence I don't tend to state what I say as fact.
A comedian's take on Bible 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I've never heard of The church of Satanism. I just read up on it and it seems really cool (in my opinion). I was just talking about the general laws of the devil but I don't have a source for it cause I was just told about them from a friend, so I could easily be misinformed.
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A comedian's take on Bible 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
As far as I know Satan does have a set of rules, I actually like and agree with a lot of them. They all encourage mutual respect and decency.
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Centipedes suck, I need a brave ket like that 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
There's a difference between Venomous centipedes and House Centipedes. House Centipedes are a smaller, friendlier type (admittedly they look freaky as hell) but they won't harm you. I agree that I prefer spiders over centipedes any day, I once had a Red Stone centipede actually chase me around the pool before my dad flicked it into the water to make it stop (fyi it didn't stop, it just kept running under the water).
What it looks like after a jet gets stung on the nose by a bee 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
My favourite video on the internet
Centipedes suck, I need a brave ket like that 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Aw House Centipedes don't do anything except eat little bugs.
What it looks like after a jet gets stung on the nose by a bee 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
It's Droop Snoot no longer droops
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Disappearing marbles 12 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
On an unrelated note. How does one hide a body?
Coffee protocol during the cold months 13 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I really want to try it but not many places do it cause it's a lot of steps. Perfect monday drink for sure
A field of jagged ice 1 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Don't slip
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Coffee protocol during the cold months 13 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
There's also a coffee called "Jamaica" which I only recently heard about. It's a shot of rum, shot of Kahlua, coffee, and then whipped cream with cinnamon on top.
Disappearing marbles 12 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Why not just give someone a drink of "water"?
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African American 22 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I think everyone's got different debates going on. I think we're mixing up "Nationality" with "Heritage/ Genetic History". I am Australian, my nationality is Australian. My Heritage (genetics) is English, Australian and Irish.
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Thought would share 1 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Sometimes you forget that little things like decorating a cupcake is something we have to learn. Some people never got the chance or were never taught, maybe never even saw a cupcake. The little pleasures like that are the ones that matter I think.
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Loveable family 2 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
The beagle still on the ground, it's sadly obvious.
Walt disney presents: Game of thrones 1 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I don't even watch GOT and I love these, makes the show look so innocent.
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This is Switzerland 5 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Guess I'm gonna live in Switzerland
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11:45 1 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
It's the simple humour I enjoy. I am a simple person.
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In loving memory of a great dog 2 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Thank you Phoebe, you were a good pooch I'm sure.
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She found a frog and thought it would be a good idea to kiss him 2 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
"SMOOCH ME HUMAN GIRL"
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Some turtles are an island 12 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
turtles some are a islands
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Well do you? 3 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Took me why too long to realise that was not an old angry snake
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European windows are awesome 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Not in Australia, I have never seen anything like that
The emerald tree boa 11 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Glossy boi
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