Okay but sometimes calling is soooo much easier, like if my friend is bitching or telling me a juicy story I'm like "GAL CALL ME" so she can hear my over exaggerated emotions.

We could start a tally. Ass people upvote this comment, Boob people downvote. I can't upvote my own comment but it's glutes for me.

Is the cheese burger just a burger? Or did that open too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGfQak-q9M

"It's 6am on a Saturday you say? I think I should crack out the Leaf Blower"

How you get those legs so smooth Ross? tell me your secrets!

I feel like people forget that closing (depending on where you work) can take about an hour, so the more time you hang around the store the longer the employees have to be there after closing. The longer they are away from their families and homes, cause you know, they're human too hence why a "closing time" exists.

...wait..I thought it was y=mx+c

What a way to make a living though. Take a bath. Become rich, weirdly jealous.

I love painted turtles, glad you put him back to his home

I can't nor want to imagine the pain they are in