Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)

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I'd like to hear some bizarre school stories pls :) 22 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Glad that worked out for you lol. Being stung by a wasp is one of the worst and weirdest pains to experience I reckon, just burns. @vulture_ hahah that's a fair call
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Say it louder for the people on the back 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I don't know why because I agree with what they're saying, I just detest whenever tweets say "Read that again".
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I'd like to hear some bizarre school stories pls :) 22 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
As much as I love insects I can't do wasps, I won't kill them but god I couldn't snatch them out of the air with my bare hands haha did you end up letting it go? Cause some wasps would gladly chase you down if you did
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I'd like to hear some bizarre school stories pls :) 22 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
My story is exactly the same as this comic except we were inside and the wasp was a pigeon. I was the "Bug Kid" who had to take any living thing outside if it was stuck inside so they were safe cause I didn't fear spiders, lizards or snakes etc. I felt like every school had one.
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Taxidermy for the win! 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Let's promise never to be creative again.
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So many popped balloons 22 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
@calvinoot cutting our heads on the wall behind your bed
Drew this some time ago, thought you might like it 6 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I love it. Is it Spirited Away? It looks like the bathhouse
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When you want your hoeness justified but still don't want to be dumped 2 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
How bout, "Just don't cheat"? Just don't. Apologise to yourself for being a shitty person and don't do it again.
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This took me 3 days :') 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Mia, thats fuckin sick. I find it so hard to paint perspective pieces so I am really impressed, you got some skills I love it.
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I would choose pills. About to get faded af 7 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
That child is completely submerged even though the trampoline /pool is less than a ruler deep
I would choose pills. About to get faded af 7 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
That trampoline pool is more confusing the longer you look at it.
imma be honest, i've not watched it bc im scared so watch it for me, thanks! 15 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I like cats, it's not the best out of the musicals I've seen but this doesn't look like a musical. I don't want to jump on the "this is shit bandwagon" just yet but oh boy, those human faces badly animated into the furr, not a fan jan, not a fan.
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Government's idea of Population Control....Its honest work 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
The goal is to bump the oncoming car into the river, then you win.
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Where is the lie tho? 3 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Okay but sometimes calling is soooo much easier, like if my friend is bitching or telling me a juicy story I'm like "GAL CALL ME" so she can hear my over exaggerated emotions.
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Close enough! 5 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
"but I love her"
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Close enough! 5 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
"I got married to a pINEAPPLE"
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Old. But still gold 17 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
We could start a tally. Ass people upvote this comment, Boob people downvote. I can't upvote my own comment but it's glutes for me.
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McDonald's toys from 1987 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Noice.
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McDonald's toys from 1987 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
But now I'm curious as to what it opens into
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McDonald's toys from 1987 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Is the cheese burger just a burger? Or did that open too?
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I live in an apartment building, and my neighbours are like that 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
"It's 6am on a Saturday you say? I think I should crack out the Leaf Blower"
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Unlike guest's (and my dear mother's) expectation, I'm actually not cottage cheese. 13 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I'm too lazy for this routine but I respect you for it
Unlike guest's (and my dear mother's) expectation, I'm actually not cottage cheese. 13 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
How you get those legs so smooth Ross? tell me your secrets!
People like this 10 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I feel like people forget that closing (depending on where you work) can take about an hour, so the more time you hang around the store the longer the employees have to be there after closing. The longer they are away from their families and homes, cause you know, they're human too hence why a "closing time" exists.
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