Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)

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Understanding the woman 11 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I love that cause you can share that mutual joy and they get excited for you too
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"Accident" 12 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Area 52 here we come
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Is that even possible? 53 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Like Pops said, it's very hard, guys usually have to become flaccid again to be able to pee. When a dick is erect, the increase in blood flow forces the muscles to contract and thus it can stay hard. When this happens the sphincter at the bottom of the urethra (the tube where the pee goes) is forced shut, biologically I guess this prevents infections. I wouldn't say this is something you learn in sex-ed anyway so don't worry @sunflowers I don't think it's common knowledge. I didn't learn it in sex ed, I learnt it in biology class haha
Is that even possible? 53 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I honestly don't understand the appeal towards vore, so I'm going to leave you two too it.
"Accident" 12 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
That's only confirmation they're hiding something. Can't fool me.
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I choose peace 3 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
And what will the man eating plants do...when Snufkin stops playing his harmonica? *fade out* THEY LOVE THE LAUGHTER AND THEY LOVE THE LIVING
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Is that even possible? 53 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I'm a little disgusted but mostly impressed
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Is that even possible? 53 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
They can't pee but if you mean when they do those exaggerated shots all over the other guys chest then, idk
unrealistic? sure but completely impossible? I have no clue
Is that even possible? 53 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Gonna debunk this right now, when a penis is erect it can't actually pee cause the muscles cut off the tube that connects to the bladder, there is no need to fear.
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So I'm in Croatia right now, but am not allowed to go into the ocean :'( 53 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Can't rush art I guess cause that sounds like it's going to be worth the wait, is it still exciting whenever you see it in the mirror?
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With The Sound Of "HOLY FUCCCC" 42 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Hahahaha it's been awhile since then but it went well thanks for checking in. How've you been stranger?
So I'm in Croatia right now, but am not allowed to go into the ocean :'( 53 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
It's looking amazing though, when do you think it'll be completely finished? (I'm just guessing it's not done because I can't see the entire thing). The blues in the tentacles match perfectly with the oceans colour looks awesome.
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Frith, Solaster and Munson 6 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
You are who I want to be
I just really wanna share one of my favourite clips... 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
This is fantastic but all I can think about is how he sounds exactly like the Mr Darling from Peter Pan in that one scene where he trips on the kids toys
The dancing man of Twitter 8 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
That is precious, I'm so glad someone decided to do something about that persons awful comment so he didn't feel ashamed.
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RaTe mY yOuNg aSs 16 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
@calvinoot This is what you do when I'm not around? I'm so proud
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Frith, Solaster and Munson 6 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I'll take all three
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Diversity for mee, but not for thee 56 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
The character Francesca Hayward plays is literally called "Victoria the White Cat" or just "White Cat". She was chosen because that character does intensive ballet routines and Francesca is a fantastic professional ballerina. It has nothing to do with the colour of her skin.
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Understanding the woman 11 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I think anybody can appreciate that moment when you try on a dress or jumpsuit and have that beautiful realisation of "...wait...iT hAs POCKETS!"
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Never give up, never surrender! 5 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
You know you think after the first time you'd at least use your hands to test if it's glass before shoving your head against it
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I like the pet idea 5 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
Scandalous haha, she's beautiful. Maybe poodle is in there somewhere? considering how curly she is
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*carefully calculated terrorism* 2 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I'm with her, maths is some scary stuff I'd freak out if I saw it.
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I like the pet idea 5 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
This is such a good photo, what breed is the fluffy pup?
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Bob Ross was a pizza eater, apparently 3 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
If I believed in a god it would be Bob
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I guess I'm growing my hair out now 4 comments
parisqeen · 5 years ago
I like the process too, my favourite bit is when they wash your hair, I almost fall asleep
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