Obligation? I come for the amazing free food and I guess the happiness of the couple who want to share that moment with their loved ones.

This is what I mean when I say I want a pet rock

I once had a lady ask if we could make this really expensive salad that isn't even on our menu and then get pissed off when I said we couldn't do that. Also had a guy complain to me about how our posters look, as if I was the head honcho of the marketing team and could do something about the colour scheme of our signs.

Emit
Snufkin
and Sir Dude

Username checks out, they be some bluebell eyes

Yay Mia! Plant dem trees
I'm planting my own trees at home and making a veggie patch.

My Dad's teacher had his back broken because he thought he could mess with a daddy roo and got his ass kicked up into the air and landed on the hood of his car.

This is the song we learn in kindergarten instead of "heads shoulders knees and toes"

This hits me right in the soul. Good stuff

That's a great price!

@calvinoot this looks exactly like that episode in Jane and The Dragon where Jester sings a sad lover song on the wall

In year 10 english we had to read "The Road" and that book almost made me burn it. The grammar was all over the place and all my teacher wanted us to see was "how it represented the disorder in the world"