parisqeen
Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)
Omnipotent 3 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
Honestly I'm surprised he found something to masturbate to in the Bible
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I might see it just because of Scooby’s wit 8 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
That's exactly what @calvinoot was saying to me and I agree, Shaggy's lack of "Zoinks Scoob!" was really off-putting
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All hail Fire Lord Scomo 4 comments
I would watch this soap Oprah 6 comments
This is why I love community 15 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
How do you find out the origin of these things? Cause it's the perfect size for oven pans so it makes sense to put pans in there
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All hail Fire Lord Scomo 4 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
Yeah, he's a bit of a dickhead. When he was told we need to do more about climate change he said "We're doing enough". Scomo, you nutface an entire state is on fire along with several others.
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People come to weddings from obligation 22 comments
just wanted to show my eye 14 comments
Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
I learnt that one from getting a little too invested in a biology class where these Bean Beetles have spikes on their penises. If this Zefrank guy has more facts like that then I already like him
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People come to weddings from obligation 22 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
Obligation? I come for the amazing free food and I guess the happiness of the couple who want to share that moment with their loved ones.
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Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
Did you know female ducks have a fake vagina? and even the real one has multiple paths like a maze. Animals are wack
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Meet Rain Frog: The World’s Grumpiest Frog 7 comments
For my Aussies... for my peeps on drugs... especially for my Aussies on drugs O_o 6 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
It was less than 2 seconds of the song which is the really depressing part
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I'm pretty sure IT have seen some deep shit 12 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
I once had a lady ask if we could make this really expensive salad that isn't even on our menu and then get pissed off when I said we couldn't do that. Also had a guy complain to me about how our posters look, as if I was the head honcho of the marketing team and could do something about the colour scheme of our signs.
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We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 33 comments
just wanted to show my eye 14 comments
Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 33 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
Yay Mia! Plant dem trees
I'm planting my own trees at home and making a veggie patch.
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I'm planting my own trees at home and making a veggie patch.
This could get ugly 3 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
My Dad's teacher had his back broken because he thought he could mess with a daddy roo and got his ass kicked up into the air and landed on the hood of his car.
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For my Aussies... for my peeps on drugs... especially for my Aussies on drugs O_o 6 comments
parisqeen
· 4 years ago
This is the song we learn in kindergarten instead of "heads shoulders knees and toes"
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