The human sized penguin discovery got me unnecessarily excited, large boi

I feel like a fool, I didn't even know you had to charge bionic limbs that's a hassle

Guess I became old at 16

This is some accurate quality content right here

My 5 yr old dyslexic brain trying to write the word 'bed'

He said, I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed, but they lived underwater
And your great-great-great-granddaughter
Is doing fine, doing fine

I think the worst skid mark I got was when I was on my bike and I was drifting into our gravel driveway and the bike slid out from under me. I thought I was fine so I ran inside but then my ankle starting stinging. I looked down and my entire sock was bloody and their was gravel stuck inside my leg along with a nice skid mark up my ankle.

So many of these are my top favourite games

smASHIng

I would love to do that but most trucks I see are on the freeway and the last thing anyone wants to hear when driving 110km/h is a truck horn.

If they don't appreciate a joke like that they're not worth your time

He was lovely. You almost forget when you sink back inside your own head that you need to do those things, like talk to others, to feel better. It takes effort but it's worth it.

That's one pretty bird

Just workout until sunrise and break the doors down with your swolness