Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)

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I'm this old 9 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Worth it though, those games are golden.
Apologies my liege, you're a noble king if I'd ever saw one.
I'm this old 9 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
And now you're King Mcfuckface. That solution to glare just sounds like a badass blanket fort.
I'm this old 9 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Hahaha your poor mum. I have older brothers so luckily I could just wait until they got bored with their toys and gave them to me.
Your a brain controlling a meat and skeleton armor 13 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
OOF, if I had fingers I'd be snappin them
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I'm this old 9 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Tahu was and always will be my favourite
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That's what you get for thinking outside the box 5 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I think it also depends on how you advertise yourself or what you specialise in, my uncle is a welder and makes very fancy gates and things. Because he's well known for this he gets a lot of business. Yes he has been welding for years and I'm sure he started off with boxes but he made his skill into something more rewarding later on.
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Your a brain controlling a meat and skeleton armor 13 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Tell me about it, although I'm more of a fan of John's somatosensory cortex, now that's a sexy brain.
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Your a brain controlling a meat and skeleton armor 13 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I feel like even if we were just this we'd still find someway to judge each other like, "Oh, Melissa's spinal cord is looking extra cute today"
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Nailed 7 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
It's always slow here so I don't think we have much of a choice
I prefer strawberry or vanilla 17 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I liked salad fingers until he ate his child.
Haha I mean I kind of get that, objectively he is a very good virus
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I prefer strawberry or vanilla 17 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
that was something i didn't want to remember from the recesses of my brain
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It's really not so bad when you look at the bigger picture. 10 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
^exactly what @mrfahtenheit said. It bugs me so much when people make their sexuality their personality. You are a PERSON, you have so many more aspects, traits and quirks that define you than just who you like to bang.
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Millenial Gravestones: "Guess I Died." 4 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
"F's in the chat"
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Fiancé gave back the ring so I got a tattoo instead (the bee) 8 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
That's a beautiful tattoo, sorry it didn't work out with your fiance. Good on you for looking after yourself
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Knitting the Weather 15 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
That's a really cool idea, not only is it beautiful and you'll end up with a lovely scarf but you can tell people it shows the weather.
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Apocalypse Weapon of Choice: 5 Magikarps, No Waiting 19 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
@calvinoot A dogeball hell yeah
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Adam's orange with apple for scale 5 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
NSFW bud oh my god
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How’s this?? 8 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Weird, maybe it's the colour I don't know
Boomers amirite 2 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
And then the angers ensues when you say "Nevermind"
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Sportacus for life!!! 3 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Couldn't agree more
If I ever need a glass eye, it should be made out of a Luz Opal 1 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
It's like there's a whole little galaxy in there
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Corona Shitshow 9 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Oh boy, I hope this whole thing blows over soon.
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Ugh I'm bored 62 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Ouch, I always get scared wearing large hoops specifically for that reason.
Your secrets safe with me haha
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Adam's apple 15 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
That sounds fruitful I'm down
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