Parisqueen

parisqeen


Spreading good vibes and all that jazz,
you ever feeling down, hmu, we'll have a chat
Have a good day :)
(lil drawing is by picrew.me)

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Today we witness the birth of our new champion 5 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
So the true power of the sword lies within, who would throw that away
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Today we witness the birth of our new champion 5 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I didn't even know Nerf had swords, those look deadly
If its well greased, yea 5 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Door hinge just adds that extra bit of flavour
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Catto was not impressed 29 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I feel like it's local law that when seeing a cat you must yell "CAT!" and then scramble to pet it
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Today we witness the birth of our new champion 5 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
You can guarantee some kid rocked up with a real sword and was ready for a fight
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It's almost the end of the world 2 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I was wearing the same skirt as this girl and as we walked past each other in the hallway we both had this moment of realisation, grinned then said "AYyyyyy good taste!". Never saw her again but it was a bonding moment.
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Any takers? 10 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
They do but it takes them a lot of energy plus they can only do it at a specific rate with a specific amount. Considering we keep chopping trees down and killing plants, there just isn't enough to photosynthesise the amount of Co2 we produce.
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Just Do It Because Reasons 8 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I normally go vertically unless some buttons just "feel" horizontal
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This is the opposite of a problem 15 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Hers? I thought male pigeons built the nests
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Any takers? 10 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Some people be too of the dumb to flick the brain switch on
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This is the opposite of a problem 15 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
If that's his best efforts I can appreciate it
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Fishy Fun: Requests/Schedule 17 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I love Catfish and Sunfish!
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This is the opposite of a problem 15 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I don't want to be rude to the pigeon's efforts but....is that meant to be a nest?
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What would be the zero to sixty? 1 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Yabba Dabba dooo!
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100% success rate 13 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
They aren't wrong
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Are self-deprecating jokes still in season? 3 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Humans, we can sexualise anything can't we.
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I really dont get this, who AND why the hell would someone have their washing machine in 21 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I always found it weird that some countries don't hang out their washing, like is electricity super cheap there or something or y'all forget about the sun. I have a dryer but only cause I can't hang out my washing in winter.
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Picture very much related 2 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Great taste in hats
I proudly present to you: my viking :3 26 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Wowie he's just a bit handsome. Amazing drawing, jealous of the way you can create depth especially with his eyes
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Explain plz!! 28 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
People had spoken language before written language, so phonetically we say it like "fridge" but it originated from the latin word "refrigerator" and that came from "frigus", meaning cold. Much like other english words borrowed from other languages, the origin gets lost and we can't speak latin very well so we just end up spelling it how we say it.
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Word origins are crazy, phonetics and linguistics is complicated especially english, I mean look at the word "apron" that thing is a mess.
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Stranger Things Have Happened 39 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Aww, thanks Doc. I sort of see the resemblance but not often, probably more so now that my hairs long again.
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Stranger Things Have Happened 39 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
winona ryder
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Stranger Things Have Happened 39 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Thanks @xvarnah these things are always lovely to read.
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I have a few because I am a hopeless romantic and adore kind acts, regardless of how small. One of my favourites though is when I was working at my old job, I was cleaning a table near these two older ladies who kept whispering, I could hear they were talking about me so I waited around in case they wanted to ask a question. Eventually they called me over and showed me a photo of an actress and kept telling me how much I looked like her, I told them how much I loved her movies and we started chatting. Turns out it was one of the ladies birthdays and she was hosting her party at my work, so they asked me if I would join them to celebrate. Luckily I was working, so I helped set up her party and the ladies hugged me and we danced together during the night which was really fun. They were so sweet and full of life.
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Anxiety, essentially 3 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
When ants create a new form of hunting and start eating humans
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Elon 9 comments
parisqeen · 4 years ago
Some doctors say it helps keep the peen cleaner and decreases the chances of STD's but as long as it's washed properly it's fine.
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