Hahah, you'd think that but like @snowbeast said it's a Dobsonfly. So, lucky for me they actually live in America! (and asia and I think south africa.) The females are like the males but they have pincers.

That is an experience I have yet to have and I'm so glad, my mums friend was on the toilet and a red belly black was wrapped around the bottom of it.

A wise choice (I type out as a crane fly struts by my laptop)

You've got a talent for poems this is so good

The worst is when a huntsmen or some weird spider makes their home in your letter box so when you go to get your mail it jumps out like 'ah ya spooky fuck'. Makes getting the letters a stressful experience

Maaattteeeee

No no, you misheard, I said Humuhumuurdumbnukunukuapua'a

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

@strangelyacoustic This tends to be the pattern whenever you have a conversation with Funk

Everybody change spots before we're found

So exciting! Any dress will look wonderful on you

Adorable, who doesn't love a thicc boy

NO!

And happy birthday

A fat