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*** knees 10 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
God’s creations are beautiful and perfect but there are some things that don’t make sense, like nipples on a man, balls on the outside, and freaking knees.
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*** knees 10 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
they really do. they are hinge that fixes to swing in only one singular arc, with almost no room for deviation from that arc, and any significant pressure on either side of the knee while under almost any amount of weight or strain will cause significant and almost completely irreparable damage to it. If you’re in a bad fight for your life kind of situation, if you have a shot at the knees, it is one of the best ways to put a guy down and make sure he stays down. in the movies when a guy gets kicked in the knee, and he limps for a minute but then gets back in a fight, there is zero truth in that. Those kinds of kicks in the knee will destroy the knee completely, nearly pulverizing the joint, and will put the guy down for good.
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Odd times 2 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
holy shit, i didn’t read about that!
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Hehehe 1 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
“Money and Intelligence”
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Playing the long game 2 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
awesome!!!
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Razor blades? Fentanyl? b*tches, please... 4 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
this is genius and evil… i love it!
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I am a relieved cake 1 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
i guess… congrats?
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How do you do, fellow youth 1 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
this is so cringey but honestly it would appeal, at least ironically, to some people…
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hmm 9 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
OK, but… It’s not. If anybody did something like this with donated not-for-profit funds, it would be super shady.
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Fillosuffee 2 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
as in… the rocket launcher, Carl Gustav…?
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Brits vs Ants 3 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
Gotta say, despite all the shady shit the royal family was involved in, the Queen cared deeply for her people, and in her time as monarch she was the standard for her nation. For that, at least, we can respect her. Rest easy, ma’am.
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Amazing what people can do voluntarily 1 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
THIS is what it means to be a person of faith.
Anti Spoop buddy 2 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
i’d watch the hell out of this.
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So it does 2 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
literally my very first thought
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soon 9 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
yessssssss
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soon 9 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
what’s the difference? maybe i’m out of the loop but why would it be better for a guy?
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Possibly A? 9 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
this was fun! but in all seriousness, sunny side up is awesome, too, especially if on an opened face sandwich on wheat and sliced sharp cheddar. pop that yolk so it soaks into the bread and enjoy!
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Possibly A? 9 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
then release your hounds! for i shall stand my ground and die on this hill! my exit from this world shall be as i have entered it, screaming and covered in the blood of another!
SCRAMBLED FOREVER!!
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Ain't that lucky 1 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
survivorship bias!
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Possibly A? 9 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
heretic! scrambled is of divine inspiration!
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So that's how that works. 3 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
ohhhhh… lol
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It actually fell off the edge 1 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
please tell me people are not that insane.
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Possibly A? 9 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
repent for that blasphemy, scrambled eggs are the shit. some parmesan, half and half, sprinkle in a little Old Bay… i know what i’m cooking for breakfast!
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So that's how that works. 3 comments
party05 · 2 years ago
so sleep…?