struggle fucking rocks for this reason. it makes good characters in stories and builds character in people. to quote an old patch i saw a decade ago, “embrace the suck”.

how do you pronounce that?

sauce(s)?

i never watched Naruto and i’m desperate for some context here because isn’t she like 12??

not to mention various foodie cultures, gun culture (for good or ill), and of course western, southern, west coast, central US, new england, and east coast culture culminating in music, linguistic differences, food preferences, shared history, family traditions, meteorological and geological adaptions to conditions… the list goes on and on. it’s more accurate to say that our culture is not as old, which is certainly true. but culture there certainly is.

be unhinged! but honestly it depends on the quality of the fry, and typically i’m the guy on the right.

since when is Disney+ $20?

my first drink was an accident; I was at a party at a friends house when I was about 13 years old, and they had a picture of mixed Kool-Aid, and a picture of mixed tequila. I was drinking from the wrong picture, which was so weak I couldn’t really taste the alcohol, perhaps the night before anybody noticed. Needless to say I had a very fun night lol.
The first one that matters to me was about a year into my time as a volunteer firefighter. we responded to a call for an elderly gentleman who was suffering a medical emergency that ended up being quite embarrassing. He was very appreciative at our discretion and professionalism, and in return sent us 16 cases of Guinness black label. Naturally, being in fire service, we couldn’t drink them in the station, but they were equally distributed out to each member, with my father receiving my share. I have what I consider to be my first real drink that night, and up to today few things have ever tasted so good.

wait so like if time froze we wouldn’t notice?

i laughed harder than i have in days at this.

the hash slinging…the mash bringing… the slash flinging…

ooof.

literally the same concept as steam power with coal except rather than burning harmful shit and pumping it into the air it’s just… hot by itself, more or less. and it boils the water for as long as it is hot, and when it’s no longer hot enough, you can take the residual material and bury it deep enough and securely enough where it continues to not cause harm. this is deeply paraphrased, but more or less true.

i don’t speak programmer, what would this do?

yeah some people just suck.

Five Guys

this one is especially brilliant and still not okay.