Oooh, I think I'm gunna like this new rule...

My best friend, I really don't know whether to thank her or curse her. I spend to much time here

I recently adopted a black cat. Named her Pandora, sweetest little thing ever! The thought someone one would do that, shudder, is disturbing.

Who knew Canadians could be so violent?

Internet, that's how

I'm not the only one!!!

Thank you for this, I had successfully pushed this into the back of my mind, and now its back...

Why would a fourteen year old need a boyfriend? This confuses me to no end.

That's what happens when they explode, my dads had one laying around for years, he won't let me use it.

I once took three and a half hours to straighten my hair, it was so thick it looked frizzy. Looked like crap. But, after fifteen minutes it was back to normal. Wasted three hours of my life, just for it to be curly again in fifteen minutes.

And all parents will say, "Remember children, don't take baby pandas from strangers."

Reminds me of my mom, once I was really sick, and puked on the bathroom floor around three in the morning. She walks in, half asleep, hands me a wad of paper towels, and goes to bed. I was six, and still make her feel terrible about that story to this day.

Random Justin Bieber wannabe, don't tell me what to do

Oh gosh, clicked on link... I've been eye raped.

After watching this movie, my sister named every toy she got for the next two years 'Stitch'. Also, we both got guinea pigs, she named hers Stitch, and forced me to name mine Lilo. They were both male.