Hells Soldiers, I like it.

See how your drunk driving can hurt others? *Dramatic music* Timmy was designated driver, but instead he ignored his duties and drank. *Dramatic music intensifies* He drove himself and his intoxicated friend into a gigantic Christmas present. *Dramtic music is deafeningly loud* Timmy survived the crash, but his friend seatbelt came unlatched, and threw him into the windshield. *Dramatic siren noise* Timmy's friend died that day, and timmy swore to never drink and drive again. *Music bursts your fucking eardrums* If you want to stop drinking and driving, text 'don't drink' to 4444. *Music fades and leaves your ears ringing*

Yes, yes we do. (over exaggerated wink) Or at least I do.

Well, Leo deserves it.

The more I stare at the walrus, the funnier it gets.

If a guy ever hits on me, I'm going to use this.

Survey: How many pillows do you use? I use four, three normal one's that are old and kinda flat, and the other is a body pillow I snuggle with, cause I'm forever alone.

I was all hand-me-downs and thrift store's.

I'll take either one, who wants to pick one, and I'll take the other?

That title made the post.

I do that a lot, and instead of breathing normally, I just stop breathing till I get to somewhere no one can hear me. I'm surprised I haven't made myself pass out yet.

Me infront of anyone important, ever

Doesn't a frappe have coffee in it? Or was that just supposed to be a given.

My bedrooms in the basement of my house. I live in constant fear I'm going to be murdered in my sleep.