"I know why not these foul men sought your harm,but come and tell us the tale, stranger"
spend rest of the evening drinking mulled wine with these lunatics
bunch of Swedish re-enacters lived there
blonde guy is actually missing an eye, lost it in a machine shop accident
stagger home completely drunk with a hat

leader is some blonde guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some wierd-ass accent
"what sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? stand and deliver!"
guy starts yelling at them, I deserve to get my ass beaten
very well then. draw steel you blackguard
all three of them draw rapiers from their belts
guys run

walking home from a party late one evening
several guys were following me as if my drunk ass managed to piss them somehow
try to walk faster, to no avail, I'm drunk as shit
catch me in some random college student neighborhood
oh shit, my ass is about to be beaten
still in talking phase
lights flick on in the house
three guys in full musketeers garb walk out

*sorry

team blue bitch

I disliked it. I never really liked my family anyways. downthumb if you hate puppies

if you text them to someone they play

I was just confused because the person specifically said blossom and I didn't really make that connection about y.

yeah my iPhone plays gifs really well.

wait so you can't confirm that you are a member. and in the next sentence you say that you are a member

how do we know you aren't just a computer

what if it's a member who logged out and is trying to do what the post said? *insert conspiracy keaneau*

MWAHAHA

thanks.

it shall be delightful

sorry homeslice

I shall supply lovely dark suede robes for us to torture with.

I understand the distressed fowl's point- the dude was getting intimate with his girlfriend, how is it an fml?

anything really can be used as a weapon and we can't really bubble wrap the world so it's best to let everyone learn how to handle things like that safely so that when the zombie apocalypse comes we can all be prepared.

thanks penguin