unless you're ten in which case enjoy the next 8 years lol
also get off this website if you're ten

looking back on this it might seem like I was making a joke about shootings and stuff and I swear I wasn't sorry if it looked like that

*honored*

or up if ya know what I mean... ;)

gold star for effort

I just got depressed because they would think they had a happy ending then bam count olaf and it never worked out for them it just...

whoa there

I don't know why you got so many downvotes you make perfect sense

love the username by the way and I agree. sometimes I rly have to go to the bathroom and I rush and I'll fall in. I could be more careful so it's partially my fault so that's y I don't get mad about it I just ask nicely. Because that's the system already, boys put the seat down.

plot twist: you're

his face in the second shot....

Mawige... mawige is what bwings us togetha... todayy

1. this isn't even a meme...
2. How dare you filthy muggle

unless you're in the 9th circle...

another example: your mother asks where your sibling is. you haven't seen them all day, and they never said anything. you woke up and they were gone. Isn't, "I don't know," completely true in this situation?

okay what if someone asks you what restaurant you want to go to, x or y. X and Y are your two favorite restaurants and you have no preference. You say, "I don't care." Wouldn't that be an example of a situation where you actually didn't care?

if (s)he wasn't being sarcastic, then my deepest apologies. And I'll eat my hat.

dropping the beet? don't tell dwight!

why don't you like not like judge me wtf I ran are you seriously going to judge me for writing down that I ran and I'm proud of myself? tf?

have you seen this http://disisyourcaptainspeaking.tumblr.com/post/87098550946/cicidrownsinsorrows-the-fault-in-our-lob-stars