OMG I thought the title said "sliced my finger doing makeup"
I was like "how dangerous of mascara u wearing

He did the wink and kiss at me
I love smart flirty men

Looks like surfs up and dolphin tale met
(If you don't know, they are both movies)

Omg, I love Mrs. Doubtfire!!!

Omg, I see it one day and now it's everywhere...
I made one...

In a thong no less

Poor guy, got a wedgie

I wanna jump into the sky

It looks like the brown lemur that's king Julian's assistant,

The book says "take a bite" he was doing what he was told

Can this thing be my dad
I wanna be an immortal goddes

Looks like a mushy potato

Evoloution: Mistakes were made

Better that what I could do

You know, this stuff makes me so mad, but I can't get mad at cops because my uncle is a cop

I've always said that to my older sister and she was like, ewwww no that would be disgusting

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

But hey, duct tape, rope, chair, and "basement" (torchure room/ prison) all work just fine

Not expecting that

Anyday