It just spins it really fast o break it

Looks more like a dad and mom saying goodbye to their son who just graduated and is on his way to college

I'm broke
But I was watching Adam ruins everything and he said we masturbate every day of our lives so $5110

TWINS!!!!

That makes a lot more sense

Pee on the floor

Steven Universe
Yes!!!!!! I would totally go!!!! I've always wanted to meet paridot!!!

You look beautiful

Obviously go in
But before u do
Get abunch of glass bottles and fill them up with colored water and dress like a wizard

As that thing as a puppy it's as big as my full grown dog, and she's bigger for her breed

Poor flounder
Poor aqua man
And Ariel, burn in a pit until you shrivel up and be served to your prince

I literally just got done playing that game

As I was reading this I farted for like 10 seconds straight

The dog in the front is like
Why did I do that
And the dog in the back is like
That was awesome dude!!! Let's do that again!!!!!

Hey hey hey
Let the inner child out man!!!! Let that child heart beat! Let it beat man, let it beat!!!!
Get a coardboard box and do that stuff!!!

F***ing violin!!!

I was biting my lip and drooling when I saw this

Don't wanna step on THAT things tail!!!

Wat if I'm 13-18?

Idk why but this gets me right in the feels

Iron man suit
I would become a celebrity and all the boys I want
And I don't want to live on this world twice the time I should live the way this world is headed

Sooooooooo which one are you? The guy tapping his fingers or the father of the girl who said "And daddy, they took my boot!"

Dude is so right he cannot be wrong

So I guess my 18 year old (very available) brother is a real man