It was 40 degrees in Indiana two days ago
Today it's 95
Welcome to Indiana where the weather is weird but the people are weirder

Then you will understand me very cute
But do you mind if they are a little beefy? I'm not that bad, I mean my saying is "There's more for my future man to hold!"

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The mighty mitochondria is what my science teacher calls it

I literally just went through everyone I know in my head
No one needs me except my mom

There's no 7,9 or 11

Actually it could be astronaut poop burning from the atmosphere when it's falling

Isn't it playing backwords?

I think he used the wrong Ed
They call him double D as in Edd

No freaking joke this happened to me today!!

We have poo-pourri

What if it's black crayon on white paper??

After he does the thing with the ring he's like
"Hey dude, check it!"

Or they are just rich and can afford beauty

This warmed my heart!

This actually happened to me once but I wasn't home alone, my dad heard it from outside

Assassins Creed IV
So hidden blades
Cool

He DOES play a pretty good villain tho!!!!

This hurts my head

Is this...Heaven?

It's like popping a water ballon...
With red water...
It starts out like a water fall and then when it seems empty there's a little trickle of it every now and then that goes thru ur pants

One gay rapist dude that tried to run and ended up getting a male hooker and he was out for "man parts"

"Prison" more like paradise

Well in the USA army they have to hold the logs over there head and not on their shoulder (Russia) and not leaning on you (scottland) and in the USA army they hold it up for a like 5 minutes
I know it didn't sound like much but it's like your arms are on fire