The balls in that thing OMG

As far as you know

Dat booty

IDIOT

I'm not rich and I have these
My dad is really good with electrical stuff an put them in for us

I think I would sit down and think about my life choices

My kajit in skyrim name Katiline
Level 37
Sneak 47
One handed 52
I'm pretty screwed

He could've just jumped

I wanna go in there

His parents would be dead

2 words
No Wifi

He looks like he just found the secret to the universe
Like what's on the other end of a black hole

I hate it when guys ask girls out or propose over text
It's like they are not confident enougg

I don't even want to touch a blue gill with my bare hands I need gloves
And he puts his hand all up in that thins mouth and petting it and stuff

Somehow he's a guy and dresses better than 90% of girls on this planet

I smell a new president

If lady boners were real
I would be having the biggest one

This girl speaks the truth

It's weird because even the animals are like that

Isn't that Justin beiber?

I hate my belly
I'm not proud of my weight and I have lost all my motivation to loose it

He is like almost 50 abd he looks like he's a 28 year old body builder

2 years later
How's he doing?

If you don't put an egg in it it won't settle and will stay a nice fluffy shape

Just by looking at the spigetios I can smell it and hear the microwave beeping