New Nyan Cat

So punny

S/he's mom AND dad

Better question
Which one will you do the do with

That's actually a picture of a normal guy (I've seen the original) with a picture if Justin beiber photoshopped to his head. You can see this by how the lighting is hitting his body

"Hey kid.. Want some nuggets"

What the actual f*ck

He missed the birth of his daughter

What if she got each of those books grin the places they are in

Well baby ducks are yellow

He longer you look the faster it goes

I want one
Imagine her introducing him to her friends

3 years later
How's he doing?

I don't understand
Were they doing the do and then she just walked thru him and how she has organs all over her naked body like she did that before

Regretting that haircut

Why would the mom get a tattoo of that
Like what the heck is it supposed to be

Whenever something goes wrong I'm my life I will say "Dinklberg.."

Yes banana is VERY dangerous
It shold be locked up or its crimes while its very generous cousin "Rape yellow" breaks it out of jail

Time travel

They do a lot of sleeping apparently

Isn't it weird how he has like a tornado going down between his legs
So does that mean that's a tornado penis

I'm German

Did you know that that squirrel was stuck like that hanging by his neck for several hours and then finally found and freed and died an hour later

Isn't it weird that he is sleeping with a bumpy naked man next to him?

Makes me think of el dorado but with personalities switched