I hacked a computer because im sexy

It's like the mom is sad about it but the dad is all like it has to happen

Moon Demon

Did you check if Carl and Ellie are there?

Im sure that there like 50 girly girls commenting on this saying "same"

Bet you the hotdog one made some guys cringe

HOW DID THIS GET 6000 LIKES?!

Apparently also had the time to put on a filter on her camera, find the perfect position, and get a perfect shot

As far as we know (•_•)

They must all be prostitutes
Like the top third is like "you have no idea what I've seen..."

"Never say nevvverrr" was then one of his songs after that moment

Can I get the tutorial for this?

"I'm sick and tired of people calling me short"
"Oh hey shorty"
You can probably guess the rest

And daddy! He. Took. My. Boot.

Oh sugar honey ice tea!

And in the morning.. I'm making waffles

New Nyan cat has been chosen

I would use it to hide in for the zombie apocalypse

At least they gave him abbs

Did you know that you only bleed about 2-3 tbs of blood a week
It may seem like a lot but it really isn't

I make mine every night before bed so it feels nice to be in a freshly made bed

Most of them are blonde
Obviously White Chicks because of the skinny jeans and Uggs with a new sweatshirt that has some old year on it
They most likely went to subway before this too

At first glance I thought it was a slice of whale meat

We have taken over... The Internet

Dang big bird, two-timer