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"Wind" more like magical fairies

I come from the future... it's still here..

Ya know, cuz, wheels aren't so much easier to turn and move

Or play the video games with them and have a video game date. Eat a crap ton of junk food and realize how lazy both of you are but you still love them for that.

You butthole bus move out of the way

Well for girls (or a guy with a wife/girlfriend) you can use a pad liner if you have some in your bathroom cabinet or in your purse. I've had to do that a few times before.

Probably in his scarf

Ok, so I have a question. So if the hitler time with the camps and everything, and supposedly this guy (who looks 20-ish) was in those camps. I'm generally confused. It's a good story to hear and to teach people but how could he be in the same time period where hitler camps were around?

Hans

Why is the girl naked? She's like holding her boobs

Maybe they are showing that "it's so crispy the water can't make it soggy"

I just wanna.... *nudge*

Doth mother know, you wear-eth her drapes?