I can’t believe no one made this joke
“Figgie figgie figgie, can’t you see. Sometimes your shoes just hypnotize me.”

Guys, four years later, no one said that this was a pornstar from 2017

https://youtu.be/EHlWpAod_Oc

I read that as them screaming at each other

I don’t get it, I would want all 525 million doggies

I know this is from 3 years ago, but I gotta say it. Does anyone else think that his face looks like Jon Snow in this picture?

I remember like 90% of those clothes, I think is till have some

Sorry to comment on something 3 years ago but c'mon guys.. it's clearly a fake, the phone in her stomach is pixelated! And an X-ray wouldn't capture the phones features. I'm sure it's just some random picture of an X-ray and some girl

Lol the stethoscope is too cold that's so adorable!

Wait, did I miss some important news??? Because this is like the 4th Elon musk thing I've seen

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/5/5b/Mayor_Augustus_Maywho.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120106010506

nO He wAS ThE BeSTesT bOi

Sexual initiation, I think I get what that means (and what they do) but could someone that knows explain so I don't have the completely wrong idea?

Me: Sure, why not
Notifications: 0, none, no one cares about you, stop looking every 5 seconds

I know this was 40 weeks ago but I'm still in shock that parents like this exist! I immediately hate them. TOTAL child abuse