I'm immune to puppy dog eyes.

Nein.

*Puts shield in front of rte*

Then i must be thinking of another story similar to this one where the woman wound up being a writer for a game. Thanks ^_^

Dippin dots trucks

Are those a thing?

That would have been something to see 9 year old pebble with a frosted tip beard

-.-

I'd believe it. This person had some bad luck in that their tire blew. But usually nothing too bad happens. I read an article one time about this lady in her car when it was struck by lightning and all that happened was her radio turned off.

IT IS. CLARIFICATION SETS THE WORLD FREE. AND CAN PREVENT WARS

I HAVE DRUGS FROM MY SURGERY.

I SAW 65 COMMENTS AND THOUGHT "WHAT THE FUCK?" THEN CAME IN HERE EXPECTING TO SEE A SHITSTORM. ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Its a bag of skittles

Its a lypoma removal. Its a bit bigger than golf ball size and its putting pressure on some nerves and blood vessels in my back so they need me out and in an operating room for it.

Oooohhhh. I see. I didn't get that at all from the trailer

A good steak requires only salt and pepper. And tastes like meat.