I always found it funny that the husband got his penis reattached and started doing porn.

Thats extremely difficult to do during panic attacks and/or anxiety attacks. My anxiety attacks can get so bad i actually need to take medication to calm down.

I prefer her legs wrapped around me. But thats just me.

In my town the food thats taken off the shelves is donated to a program that gives it away for free as well.

Its over protective too. My mom was never strict, but she was very protective.

Then "he's a keeper"

I wouldn't have been able to either.

I'm back

*puts rwby down*

*saves rwby*

*stops at the edge of the portal* will i be slapped any more?

*saves rwby*

Rwby I had my back sliced open yesterday, I'm in enough pain without the slapping

So you planted explosives in the bottles of pain medication of two people that just had surgery taking away their only relief from the pain of having had surgery.

Woo! Cheers! *clinks pill bottles together*

I'm high on pain pills and just had surgery you wouldn't dare spray me with a fire hose. Maybe a regular hose, but not a fire hose.