Parents reply ''The hate is mutual sweetheart, everything is going as planned. We knew you wanted a black phone, just like we wanted a boy. Oh and look, you broke your phone just like you broke our dreams'' :-)

That might be the worst metaphor I've ever seen. They are trying to better their lives and the lives of their children. Not steal your corn flakes. I agree they should become Americans but this country was founded by immigrants. Just because they didn't hop off the Mayflower doesn't make them any less human.

The Juptorians

Exactly. At this point we would've only discovered like 5% of the planet. Most badass

Yes, that's exactly what I meant. That's not a moon you look up at every night. It's the death star. =/

Because they use Christianity as a political shield. It's sad but they have to live with their conscience, if they have any left. That goes for all politicians.

Double O sexy seven.

Dutchman FTW

Have Stanley Steamer on speed dial

Well I don't believe that the government planned the whole thing. I just think it's very shady that our government did s shitty job of explaining everything and popular mechanics had to debunk most if not all of the conspiracy theories. It also bothers me that Bush, Cheney, and Lord knows who else profited millions of dollars off the wars. I see Cheney as the emperor and Bush as Darth Vader. Also why the hell did we attack Iraq claiming they had WMD's and come to find out Iraq didn't even have any or plans to make any. Then to find out that our ''Allies'' Pakistan had Bin Laden living a mile from their biggest military base. Just all seems too convenient on so many levels. Then have people talk shit about Obama not getting anything done about terrorism. SMH.

I wasn't jerking, but thanks for the hand job.

Go google William Rodriguez. A maintenance worker in tower one who saved hundreds of lives. He states at the hearings that a explosion occurred in tower one basement before the first plane hit. Three other maintenance workers reported the same thingt in tower 7. Sadly those three people died in shortly after hey went public with their testimonies.