My boyfriend does this to me ALL THE Time

Much magic. So mystery. Wow.

Why the fuck are these people running our country and how do we fire them??

and Jesus is winking because it's all cool

Hugh "Jacked"man

Except for the 3 years from 18 to 21...those are the years we practice without (legally obtained) alcohol

"Jokes on you I didn't want to come over"

I'll have whatever the cartoonists had when making this...

*internally battles with how to tell if life happened when I don't have pics*

Bucky: "I AM DANGEROUS"
Me: Yeahhh dangerously gorgeous

So god left because the planet got all icky.....I get it now!

Leaves are better than seeds if you don't wanna be eaten

*scoffs* audience

Too many scooby snacks if you ask me

Also helping batman look like a fine lady

I'm not even confident I can walk over that sober...

Did Jaden quit or did Will Smith make him delete it so he'd stop getting made fun of....