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To pretty much everyone, ever 22 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
What if I told you that without coffee I'm too tired to be an asshole?
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Arguing with facts? 15 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Well then they shouldn't insult me, but when they do then I'm probably not going to keep trying to have a conversation with them.
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Some other names? 15 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
DA DUH DA DAH
New species discovered 6 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Someone uploaded that stoned, I guarantee it.
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Arguing with facts? 15 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Me: "Evolution is real and doesn't conflict with your religion"
Them: "Wow you're dumb, agree to disagree ok? It's a theory"
Me: "You're too stupid to talk to anymore, bye."
Perfection 9 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
*police arrest you for following little boys*
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Some other names? 15 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
JUST TO BE THA MAN THAT WALKED A THOUSAND MAYLES TO FULL DOWN AHT YOUR DOHR
Brutal 14 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
WELP guess who's getting sent to therapy
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Found dis 14 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
BUT WHERE IS IIITT??!!?! *cries*
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Why we crave love 40 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Buddhism is awesome. I wish more people in the US would learn about it.
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Rough childhood 3 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
O_O you're absolutely right. *barricades door*
Why we crave love 40 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
So just adding one more perspective, why would a kind god burn me in hell forever for not believing in him? Like there are soooo many religions saying so many different things it's only human to be confused or look for other answers that make the most sense to us. If god is enough of a jerk to burn me eternally because I don't believe in a specific belief system then he doesn't deserve my devotion.
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She was like "no way," and the cops were like "Yahweh" 14 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Oh wow the rest of the text wasn't showing up until now....so it has crucifixion marks, that's all I was wondering
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Andre is not a very happy camper 7 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Andre better calm his shit before his parents decide to leave him there another month
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She was like "no way," and the cops were like "Yahweh" 14 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Yeah got that. But they said it's a statue of vagrant Jesus and the artist's message about judgement wouldn't be very clear if there wasn't something to actually point out that it's Jesus.
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He's such a buzz kill 5 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
SHUT UP MITCHELL.....takes another drink.....it's a game OK?
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BURN!! 3 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Fuck your traditional gender roles. My friends/kids/nieces/nephews will dress how they want and if you insult them you're gonna have a black eye real fast.
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She was like "no way," and the cops were like "Yahweh" 14 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
But how could you tell it's Jesus without asking someone? You can't really see any distinguishing features..
Why we crave love 40 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
I found mine <3 so far no fusing into a deformed hindu god monster though...
Rough childhood 3 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Not sure if potential serial killer or just irresponsible parents.....
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Thor, go home 4 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Seriously, totally leaving us hanging on what's going on in Asgard
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New favorite emoji. 2 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
*triggered*
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How to tell a plumber from a chemist 12 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Wow you're both wrong it's U-N-I-O-N-I-Z-E-D
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Shoe Story 7 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
Wow....but he's actually right
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But that's just my opinion. Please don't start a fight in the comments. 25 comments
penguincat · 9 years ago
level 2 ten year old....hmm I'm definitely gonna use that
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