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Listen to music and watch this 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Hollywood Undead's songs all work
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Listen to music and watch this 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Go Kindergarten by lonelyisland does
Life is simple, enjoy 6 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
*drops out of college to stay at home and adopt 500 animals* *quits job* *gets kicked out of apartment*
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*becomes hobo with 500 animals who travels cross country*
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Dying names 35 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
yeah would you just assume Batman has a family? sorry I had to
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You heard me baby in the plane seat next to me 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
That's really cool, I'm in America and it's not anywhere I've been yet
Anyone feels like this sometime? 20 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
This is how I lose friends :(
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When you gotta make a statement 4 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Y'all muthafuckas better pay up or you're next
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This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
See every time someone asked me the time I would read it just like that and they'd be like 'LANGUAGE! WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE??" And I'd be like bitch read it!!
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You heard me baby in the plane seat next to me 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
WHERE?! I've never head of that..
Basically 21 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Godfuckingdammit I'm so frustrated now
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just kidding hello :)
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You heard me baby in the plane seat next to me 10 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
so accurate, we need to make it socially acceptable for college students to go around randomly screaming the weeks before and during finals xD
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Good luck with that one 13 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I'm a girl too so my theory was flawed when I typed it xD just a joke
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Favorite wishing well 9 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
awww
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Good luck with that one 13 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
Text a picture of an awesome muscle car to both numbers, the one that compliments it is the dad xD
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Dying names 35 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
I knew someone in high school whose last name was Dankers but we all called him that instead of his first name cause it was epic
Basically 21 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
No one talk to me.
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Did I stutter? 50 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
In that sense yes I have faith but not in the sense most people use it in so I tend to avoid the term, I don't have faith in a creator or in any theory relating to how the universe got here. As far as intelligent design it's possible, but I believe it's also possible that in this huge universe things have been bumping together and mixing randomly for millenniums and maybe it finally hit the right combination just once for us and our planet to come into existence.
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However, I think your beliefs are just as valid as anyone else's I just don't see how anyone has so much faith that they can say with absolute conviction that everyone else is wrong. Myself I'm open to anyone's suggestion, even if they told me there was a flying lizard that made the universe, sure it's weird but I can't prove otherwise so who knows. Also, I'm a girl but no worries xD
4 days 3 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
No, don't show fear. Just run.
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420 bc 9 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
When someone asks you if you're high
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At least have some variety 4 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
If this is directed at doctor who it won't work, the fandoms have taken over
smart 7 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
HELL YEAH put these everywhere!
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Microwave is broken 2 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
So...a food carousel
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Our Children will never know why we say. "Roll up the Window" 5 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
...push..button.....up..? the windows..? :/
If it fits 5 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
It's just a little napkitten
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That makes it even worse. 5 comments
penguincat · 8 years ago
He can't part with those, he has them on a loop in hell
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