There is no such thing 24 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
THAT'S What I keep saying to people like why does it matter if you see my bra strap?? If a bra strap is too sexual for public then you've got problems
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Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
D: NO penguincat's not a raccoon, raccoons are terrible. Penguincat's a penguin that meows or a cat that thinks it's a penguin.
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Adopt now. *tear* 13 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
I love people like this, most people go to shelters to adopt the cute dogs and puppies but all the others never get adopted :(
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Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
I think it's the pose of the one he's feeding cause tbh at first scrolling down I was like ooh penguin but then I was like nope not of my kind
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Coffee is life 7 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
Coffee is my soulmate :) My bf falls slightly lower on the chart but he's come to terms with that
Mother and Father 24 comments
You're not a rapist 12 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
"Well thanks a serial killer wouldn't have a haircut like tha....oh nevermind, stay away from my apt ok?"
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Dinosaurs 10 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
*psh* all these christians don't even know they're really waiting for the velociRapture
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Mother and Father 24 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
Most of those look fine except the the one where he's lowering him into the raccoon enclosure, they might look cuddly but raccoons are fucking vicious if they get upset
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fat babies 11 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
It's a joke like she's so scared of spiders that she threw the baby away because a spider touched it. Like when someone sees a spider in their house and they say they're gonna burn their house down.
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This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
Two types of people in this world 14 comments
How to test how cooked your meat is 5 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
I'm a line cook and I use this, it's legit. But you don't push your fingers together, don't use pressure just touch them together.
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Sweet teacher 13 comments
Women 63 comments
penguincat
· 9 years ago
I'm a woman and I approve his punch, sometimes you gotta slap a bitch *shrugs*
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