*Bursts in restroom ass about to explode* *sees cooled toilet paper* *closes eyes with single tear coming out* "what a time to be alive"

When you on the phone and just start doing random shit

Nooooow all of us wanna be children again

Idk if hes excited that their here or shocked that it says dogs hahaha

hello sweetie

pink retriever

Madara?

same would go for masterbating right?

best employee ever

and you whisper "fuck you alarm" to yourself

but guest is easy to say

im looking at this and cant help being mad because if i saw this id panic and run thinking it was a fuckin wasp ha

him in the speed walker suit xD

"HEEEEERES MITTENS!"

why does the dark reflection look like batman

dreams be like