peregrine

peregrine


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I panicked and made a Canada shrine 13 comments
peregrine · 8 years ago
Canada's prime minister isn't any better tbh
· Edited 8 years ago
In light of some things in Illinois... (comments for more info) 44 comments
peregrine · 8 years ago
just barely though
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In light of some things in Illinois... (comments for more info) 44 comments
peregrine · 8 years ago
Yeah bottom right
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When you realize why you hate someone 22 comments
peregrine · 8 years ago
TUCK FRUMP!!!!!!
When you realize why you hate someone 22 comments
peregrine · 8 years ago
TRUCK FUMP!!!!!!
In light of some things in Illinois... (comments for more info) 44 comments
peregrine · 8 years ago
SOMEone has a fetish for watermarks...
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Sexting is weird now days 10 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
So small he'd probably miss
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Get it, Bill 10 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
Bill Nye is not a guy
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Better get him a scooby snack 9 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
hes like dude pass the weed
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More like explodes.... 4 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
whose line is it anyway
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A true scientist 4 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
If he stood there for 50 years he would be
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This bench is a challenge 53 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
yeah bruh siiiiiiiiick smoke weed every day and all that
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Back in the days of one race emojis 8 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
So yes, they are both camels
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This dog is turning into a pancake 6 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
SPRAY IT WITH THE MEAT BUTTER HOSE QUICK!!!!!!!!
Doppleganger 10 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
Yeah I thot so too
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Thought this was interesting 59 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
A racist, murdering KKK member could get into heaven IF they accepted Jesus and IF they repented for what they had done in the past. Jesus died to wash us of our sins so that everything that we had done in the past didn't matter. But he can only do that if we accept him and ask him to do it for us. It's like this: A washcloth is can wash dirt off of you, but it's not going to do that if you just sit their watching it. You have to actually use it in order for it to clean you. This may seem harsh, but atheists are the people sitting there watching the washcloth and not using it. Since no one who has not been cleansed can sit in God's presence, they will not be able to go Heaven. I know that sounds harsh and I don't mean to offend anybody, but that's the simple truth. Before using the point of Jesus eating with sinners and letting everyone in to Heaven, you have to remember that those sinners also accepted Jesus and Jesus cleansed them. Sorry if this offends anyone, I really don't mean to
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Thought this was interesting 59 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
Yeah Hell is really just the burning lake of sulfur that it says people who don't accept Jesus will be thrown in to. It never really says that immediately when people die bad people will go to hell and good people will go to heaven.
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Oh... (*゚ー゚)ゞ 29 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
*fewer people
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Oh... 16 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
I live in Atlanta bro.
Oh... 16 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
Bush was known for being able to take a joke. On the other hand, being able to joke is not what makes you a "good president". A good president should actually know how to deal in international affairs and defend our country. A good president does not play golf while people are videoing themselves beheading and crucifying other people. A good president, after seeing one of those videos, would fly back to the White House and sit down with the secretary of defense to talk about how to stop the problem, instead of laughing and continuing to the 12th hole. Downvote me all you want, but that's how I feel
The face of innocence 6 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
He's like "Hey I just shat on your couch please feed me"
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Rice cooker review 4 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
Oh i thought he meant "lice"
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BUUUUUUUURN 10 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
IS THAT A ROAST????
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That's cheap! 22 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
*1.6
jk
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My favorite tumblr post 8 comments
peregrine · 9 years ago
lol fail