petrichor

petrichor


The smell of dust after rain. I tend to lurk

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This little test will blow your mind 84 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
The Internet makes it so easy to find the Divergent.
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First world gingers have it rough 14 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
I dye my hair and it does not take much to dye your brows too. Literally a two minute job.
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Not ready at all 11 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
And killing all bugs. Especially waterbugs
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Perfect acting 3 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Community
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Mind if I increase the Brightness? 6 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
I'm just glad his dick wasn't out.
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For all smartphones out there 8 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
I miss the satisfying feeling of slamming my phone shut. Aggressively hitting the off button and smashing your phone against the wall just doesn't have the same satisfying feeling.
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Cause the space program is ... Dead... Get it? 1 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
...so nobody's gonna mention how this looks like the Silence?
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Introvert problems 4 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Good guy introvert, cause I definitely tell my friends to lock the door on their way out and go to my room.
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I can't be the only female who does this 19 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Guys play with their own boobs or with ours? Or have we left the category of chesticles and gone to the two man sacks y'all own?
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I can't be the only female who does this 19 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Because boobs are perfect stress balls and BOOBS? Nope. Not alone at all
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:D 2 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
The URLs just make that so much better
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As a non-native English speaker 33 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Ah! That's one of my favorite books. XD
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might cause you to become seriously grossed out 12 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Where is the "buy now" button?
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Leatherback turtle 37 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
...I'm not comfortable knowing this exists.
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As a female, I don't understand why other females get so mad about this 23 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Take a leak in the middle of the night. Don't then the light on cause you know your own bathroom. Fall into the toilet. That's why I make a big deal.
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Messy 21 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Why not both? Who doesn't resort to murder on a heavy period?
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First of all 7 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Bottle of wine and chocolates to appease her are a safer bet.
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First of all 7 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
First of all it's completely true. Secondly, not pie charts, just lists. Thirdly, if you make me get to the 'first of all point', you better run for your life. ...and hope i can't follow.
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Black people 8 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
That last one was the best comment I've read from a grown ass man on the Internet. XD
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Yes, its natural 10 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
OH MY GOD PUPPY SOCKS
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Feels Birthday Party 28 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Did not see that ending.
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When the world's ending 7 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
The end of that song at Armageddon? Worth it
Running for the presidency, maybe? 7 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Long live the king.
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Running for the presidency, maybe? 7 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
Lion king feels
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Daily lives of Dancers 20 comments
petrichor · 9 years ago
I thought it was lucifer's job to take souls.
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